Taking cues from William S. Burroughs, Girl Talk, and Kickstarter, Lt. Gov. Gavin Newsom used his Facebook page to crowdsource the content for the graduation speech he gave last week at San Francisco State University. Following is the text that resulted:
“Graduates of 2015:
Across this great land, millions of Americans are asking: I can haz cheezburger? I know, because they’ve told me. And while Howard Stern rules, and #BlackLivesMatter, graduation is the perfect time and place to ask about all-natural, non-surgical, penile enlargement for her pleasure.